[EDITOR: Number card at the settlement amount.]
Hook A: "Bitcoin was 700 bucks, and I didn't have it."
[Text: "Bitcoin was $700. I had $0."]
Hook B: "A car crash handed me thirty grand, and I lost almost all of it."
[Text: "I blew a $30,000 settlement"]
Hook C: "When I finally had the money, I didn't buy Bitcoin. I bought a PC."
[Text: "Bitcoin at $700 vs a gaming PC"]
H · Where were you the first time you saw Bitcoin?
[Hit: At Waves Coffee with your family, in front of the Bitcoin machine. It was about $700, and what you said out loud.]
E · Not long after that, you actually had money. Where did it come from?
[Hit: The car crash, and ICBC settling. Roughly what was left after the lawyer, as a lump sum.]
I · What did you do with it?
[Hit: List it fast: the PC, clothes, eating out, drinking. Then the real one: most of it went at the blackjack table. How it felt when it was gone.]
T · What goes through your head now when you see what Bitcoin's worth?
[Hit: Whatever's true: a laugh, a wince, both. End on: your honest reaction, with no lesson attached.]