[EDITOR: Stamp "DROPPED OUT" on accounting.]
Hook A: "I had detention basically every lunch in middle school."
[Text: "Detention every single lunch"]
Hook B: "I dropped out of accounting after one year."
[Text: "College dropout. Accounting."]
Hook C: "I was the worst student you've ever met."
[Text: "Worst student. Now I run a business."]
H · What kind of student were you?
[Hit: Terrible. Say it plainly.]
E · How bad are we talking?
[Hit: Lunch detention through middle school for never doing homework. The same in high school. Then Douglas College accounting, dropped after a year, switched to general business.]
I · Was there anything you actually liked?
[Hit: Philosophy, marketing, and anything hands-on. What you couldn't stand: the reading and memorizing.]
T · What would your middle school teachers say if they saw you now?
[Hit: End on: your honest guess. Funny is fine.]