Hook A: "My first drone is at the bottom of a lake."
[Text: "RIP my first drone"]
Hook B: "The first thing I bought for my business sank."
[Text: "Day 1 business purchase: sunk"]
Hook C: "Hold on. Where's my drone?"
[Text: "Where's the drone?"]
H · Where's the drone you bought when you started?
[Hit: At the bottom of a lake. Say it deadpan, short.]
I · What happened?
[Hit: What actually happened, in one or two lines. Keep it funny if it was.]
T · Did you ever get another one?
[Hit: End on: the answer, deadpan.]